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"Moods can be contagious. Don’t catch or spread a bad mood.”
— Marilyn Suttle (via purplebuddhaproject)

laserbabe:

i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

xcassiekilla:

Me tbh

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